In case "hello" isn't sufficient

I should add the latest winner to this list: "It's not about you, it's not about me. It's beyond you and me. It's about us." Yes, a guy did actually use this on me this past weekend. I don't want to say that it actually was effective, but it did get conversation rolling. Maybe that was the whole point.

In case you're stuck at a bar and someone catches your fancy, maybe you can try one of these out. Let us know if any of them worked.

(By the way - click on the image to make it bigger if you can't read the text. It's quite funny.)

The Most Complete and Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines