
Dear Meredith:
Stuck as you are at work, I know that sometimes you have questions about where to eat. Wonder no longer - use this handy-dandy flowchart to help you decide! Just make sure to order some fries for me.
I am freaked out. Costco depresses me. I know everybody doesn’t have the same opportunities I do to visit farm stands and little markets, but I will fight to the end for inspirational shopping. Costco doesn’t even look like it belongs on our planet. It could be on the moon.
Alan asks me to push the cart, and I will not. Yes, I know I am being a spoiled brat, but for me it is an acceptance of the system. I do not want to be seen as somebody who supports this kind of store and this kind of system.