Practice animal kindness.

You have but one goal: Don't shoot the puppy. Simple instructions; surprisingly hard to execute.

Don't Shoot the Puppy

Um, really, this is just in case you've locked yourself out of your house (again).

On the wrong side of a door? Need to get in, and don't have a key? Just always wanted to know how they pick locks in the movies? This handy website will show you how to fix that problem, pronto.

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Guide to Lock Picking

Beware marauding pastries made with artificial ingredients!

Paul Simon might have written a song about 50 ways to leave your lover, but Cakespy has figured out 50 ways to kill a Twinkie. You know, just in case.

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LET'S KILL SOME TWINKIES!

Who doesn't need helium at their side?

This is a bizarre collection of animated web shorts featuring August Strindberg and his imaginary wingman, a helium balloon. Strindberg's morose ramblings are amusing, but it's the random support of Helium in the background that makes this really funny. Special thanks to Kemper for this find.

WATCH STRINDBERG AND HELIUM!

What color are you?

The fine people at Pantone, in addition to providing standardized colors for use, well, everywhere, also predict annual color trends. Additionally, they've created this handy little site for you to discover your birthday color. I am grape royale.

Colorstrology

Downward dog, ho!

See little plastic action figures demonstrate some yoga poses for you, accompanied by some brilliant dialogue.

Yogabeans!