Batman's "ODD"yssey

Dear Jennifer,

I'm not sure if you partake in comic book reading much, but Neal Adams has just given you a reason to start. The website Comics Alliance has developed an explanation (as much as is possible) of the totally crazy Batman Odyssey comic series. Their breakdown of the story Bruce Wayne tells to someone about the time he told a story to Robin about a story that he also was in that shows him narrating a story is amazing. This comic reads like nonsensical hilarity in these reviewers' hands.

THE INSANITY OF BATMAN ODYSSEY

Attention, Scientists of Earth

Dear Jennifer,

I have stumbled across what may be the best website on the entire 'net. Not only does the brave Trey Hamburger have much to say about ghosts, aliens and alien ghosts, but also he calls Toys R Us out of the goodness of his heart and demands they stop selling Ouija boards because they are killing people.

GHOSTS/ALIENS

Bad bad reviews

Dear Jennifer,

Have you yet discovered the hilariously unhelpful movie reviews on This Is Not Helping? My favorite may be the person who described the film SAVED as "sac-religious."

THIS IS NOT HELPFUL MOVIE REVIEWS

Random sampling of geek

Dear Jennifer,

I believe you and I will have different reactions to a website known as Geekologie. I will laugh, and every so often say "Hmmm, that's kind of cool," while you will laugh loudly and long throughout. I have to say, one of my favorite blog posts is about the Mystery Science Theater 3000 vision glasses. This is a good site to occupy the mind when one should be doing other things.

GEEKOLOGIE

Craigslist being put to good use

Dear Jennifer,

Why are assholes so hilarious? Dr. House, Barney Stinson, they're awesome!

As someone who pushes the buttons of people who advertise on Craigslist, this guy definitely fits in with the Dickbag Group, and we all get to enjoy the results.

EMAILS FROM AN ASSHOLE

Stay away from my chimney

Dear Jennifer,

I'm sure we've discussed the hilarious existence of "Hunky Santa" at the Beverly Center. But there is something far more important to dish about. And that is this awesome website that collects the scariest Santas on celluloid and junk drive. Check it out.

SKETCHY SANTAS

Crazy wine guy

Dear Jennifer,

I refuse to buy any wine without seeing this man defile it online first. This wine critic is either drunk when doing his reviews, or has absolutely no sense of shame. Wine never sounded better than when this man tells you the nose of one of the glasses "kicks you in the face." It is entertaining to watch him try to come up with 'quirks' for his online vid persona. My favorite is when he throws a bunch of corks at the camera and exclaims "Sometimes I love to throw corks!"

WINE LIBRARY TV

Urban Legend spoilers!

Dear Jennifer,

My friend Matt sent me this link to a hilarious page that has simple solutions for top ranking mysteries. A guaranteed time suck.

6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries

If FML is too hard core for you...

Then MLIA (My Life is Average) ought to be a little more your speed. This is a take on the FML website, except it praises the mundane rather than the unfortunate.

MY LIFE IS AVERAGE

Sometimes, genius is creepy.

Dear Meredith:

If you were a guy, and wanted to sleep with your female friend who had a boyfriend, how would you go about doing it? Here is a solution. I don't know whether to be scared of the fella who wrote this, or slightly in awe at his genius. Perhaps a bit of both. I mean, he invokes time travel.

Batteries Feel Included: 309

A reminder for the rest of us...

Dear Jennifer,

Have you ever thought that 'normal' dictionaries are just too unimaginative? Well "My First Dictionary" brings a dose of disturbing reality to its definitions that I am sure you will find hilarious. Thanks to Kemper for the find!!

MY FIRST DICTIONARY!

Get your science right!

Dear Jennifer,

Sci-fi can be a lot of fun. But it works best when there's at least some understanding of science involved. This is not always the case. Here to poke holes in common misconceptions is Atomic Rocket. (Thanks to Matt for the link!)

Space is not an ocean!

Super Dickery!

Dear Jennifer,

Here's a bunch of Comic Book covers that are utterly ridiculous - or show beloved characters doing dick moves that defy explanation.

If you need a good chuckle at those who came before us, I highly recommend it:

Super Dickery

Let's laugh at people!

Dear Jennifer,

It's Los Angeles, so we have some pretty colorful types walking around. Apparently, we're not the only place:



Check out more collected photos at Look At This F@&king Hipster.

Thanks to Tom for the find!

The humor is totally related

Dear Jennifer,

Are you trolling the internet, desperately seeking the most random pictures the web can compile? Well, let this website do the scouring for you! It provides goodies like this:



You're welcome in advance.

This Picture is Unrelated

XKCD for thee!

Dear Jennifer,

What you need in your life is the joy that can only be brought by a webcomic that is a combination of "Romance, Sarcasm, Math and Language."

Enjoy

WESTLEY FROM PRINCESS BRIDE IS A DICK

Guinea Pig Theatre

Dear Jennifer,

Do you like Guinea Pigs?

I mean really really like Guinea Pigs?


Waste some time HERE

More fun with Movie Posters!

Dear Jennifer,

I submit for your entertainment a whole new blog with fun versions of movie posters for novelizations. I think my favorite may be HIGHLANDER:



There are bonus points if you can guess the Japanese translated one's original English title:



SEE MORE FUN POSTERS!

99 Things You Should Have Seen By Now

Dear Jennifer,

I hope you're having a great time, wherever you may be. When you do check in, you should give this a whirl:

Greg Rutter's 99 Things

He collects the top 99 things you should have seen on the Internet by now. Since you are so well schooled in surfing procrastination, I figured this list is more your Little Black Book and less your Bucket List.

But just in case.

Cute paired with douche!

Dear Jennifer,

I hope you can take a few minutes out of your busy e-shopping schedule to take a look at this website. We all love staring at cute animals on the interwebs - but can you still look when they're photoshopped next to douchebags?

Exhibit A






For more, go to Cute Things with Douchebags

Don't say I didn't warn you.