The Picture of Politeness

Dear Jennifer,

If I had lived during the Victorian period I know some things for certain: I'd be a great dresser but I'd have terrible manners when it came to visiting bathrooms on trains. It's good to know one's strengths. Play this game that Leslie emailed to us to see if you'd survive Victorian manner politics.

THE VICTORIAN PERIOD GAME

TGIRitchie

Attention, Scientists of Earth

Dear Jennifer,

I have stumbled across what may be the best website on the entire 'net. Not only does the brave Trey Hamburger have much to say about ghosts, aliens and alien ghosts, but also he calls Toys R Us out of the goodness of his heart and demands they stop selling Ouija boards because they are killing people.

GHOSTS/ALIENS

Anything Can Be a Musical

Dear Jennifer,

Singer/Songwriters Jon and Al have a website that collects all of their amazing musical parodies of action and thriller classics like "Silence of the Lambs" and "Predator." Didn't realize that Predator would make an awesome musical? Prepare to be stunned.

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT

TGI Duelists

Dear Jennifer,

There can never be too much referencing or parodies of The Princess Bride. Someone has gone to the great trouble of replacing the swords in the cliff top duel with, well, what Anakin would call "laser swords." Enjoy!

THE CHATTY DUELISTS

I'm finished!

Dear Jennifer,

This is a video of the 16-bit game of "There Will Be Blood" that Leslie emailed me. Watching Daniel Day Lewis' rampage in fast motion is probably better than ever playing the game myself. Enjoy!

Super There Will Be Blood from Tomfoolery Pictures on Vimeo.

Bad bad reviews

Dear Jennifer,

Have you yet discovered the hilariously unhelpful movie reviews on This Is Not Helping? My favorite may be the person who described the film SAVED as "sac-religious."

THIS IS NOT HELPFUL MOVIE REVIEWS

Sophisticated Procrastination

Dear Jennifer,

When F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote "The Great Gatsby" you know he would greatly have preferred the 8-bit medium to bring people into the world of his opus. His original intent certainly would have had Nick throwing his fedora like a boomerang.

THE GREAT GATSBY GAME

Crossover Procrastination

Dear Jennifer,

I know you love the Mario Bros games as much as I do. Someone's gone to the trouble of bringing Mario a few new friends to the original game. I will never get any work done ever again.

PLAY MARIO AS MEGA MAN!

Disturbingly postable

Dear Jennifer,

Do you like Winnie the Pooh? Do you like Xenomorphs? How about a combination of the two, with a little Predator cameo to boot?

This storybook crossover is just one of many disturbingly entertaining cartoons on the Godxillary site. (Yes, this picture is of Tigger operating a powerloader)

ALIEN VS POOH