I don't know if you're as addicted to the Food Network as I am, but surely you've heard of Paula Deen. Now, imagine Paula Deen pole dancing. The resulting monologue would surely be awesome.
I am currently bored. Therefore, I am going to look at adorable renderings of bears who are embodying pop culture references. I could click on this for hours...and just may do exactly that. (Thanks to Oscar for the find!)