Pew Pew Pew!

Dear Jennifer,

Make a rocket-pack wearing squirrel shoot lasers on your computer screen!
...I can't tell if it does anything else...

SHOOT LASERS!

These pets are not LOL-ing.

Dear Jennifer,

We love to laugh at the adorable pictures of animals on the web, but what if the animals are not laughing along with us? This website shows the inner turmoil of pets who have been forced into cute photos. Is it sick that it's even funnier when the pets are clearly unhappy?

PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

Why didn't I know about this before?

Apparently, the TMNT movies were so popular (no surprise there!) that Barbara Walters did an interview with the Turtles when the second film came out. Pretty much makes my childhood complete.

I think I miss the cat

Dear Jennifer,

There is a website devoted to repurposing Garfield comic strips without Garfield in them. It's a bizarre combination of funny and...well...psychotic.

I always knew there was something wrong with Jon.

Garfield Minus Garfield

Keyboard Cat

Dear Jennifer,

The MTV Movie Awards were awesome this year. However, I was not familiar with "Keyboard Cat". My friend, Matt, had to rectify this. Apparently Keyboard Cat will play people "offstage" at the end of clips. Here are his top favorite "Keyboard Cat" videos on youtube:

Classic violence

Dear Jennifer,

Now that you're back in LA - you'll need new games to play while watching TV while reading a magazine.

Here's an oldie and a greatie. Oddly, it is more difficult than I remember.

DUCK HUNT

Finally, Nature revealed!

Dear Jennifer,

My little sis is obsessed with nature shows. This, however, is probably not what she's used to seeing:



Watch more cool animation and creative cartoons at Aniboom

TGI SHINY!

Happy Friday, from New Shiny Object

Sad Cat is funny!

Dear Jennifer,

Here is a funny, bittersweet web comic called Sad Cat. The titular character is a gray, fuzzy cat that can never get real love from its little boy owner. It feels wrong to laugh...and yet so entertaining.

READ SAD CAT

If only we knew what the pets were thinking.

Dear Meredith:

What's cuter than puppies? Puppies forced to dress up in costume!

Pets who want to kill themselves

Guinea Pig Theatre

Dear Jennifer,

Do you like Guinea Pigs?

I mean really really like Guinea Pigs?


Waste some time HERE

Cute paired with douche!

Dear Jennifer,

I hope you can take a few minutes out of your busy e-shopping schedule to take a look at this website. We all love staring at cute animals on the interwebs - but can you still look when they're photoshopped next to douchebags?

Exhibit A






For more, go to Cute Things with Douchebags

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Random entertainment

Dear Jennifer,

I am so sad that you are away. What keeps me goin' is knowin' that we will always be connected through the beauty of procrastination. So if you're wasting some time on the internet, give this sucker a chance:

WRECK & SALVAGE

They collect random videos, quotes and pictures as they see fit for your random viewing pleasure. From warning labels on FEMA trailers ("Just know that prolonged exposure to formaldehyde is very deleterious to your health") to Blackstreet music videos to pictures like this:



Enjoy.

TGI weird

Did you ever need to see a dinosaur forcibly take a robot from behind? How about several comics starring Robot/Dinosaur liaisons?

Look no further:

DINOSAURS EFFING ROBOTS

The lore of Rape Bear

This is a funny website authored by a screenwriter out here in LA that "teaches" readers how to write for film and tv using ridiculously hilarious examples, and creates fantasy scenarios in screenplay format. By far one of the funniest is his pitch to Spielberg of his original work "RapeBear." Scroll down to "On Follow Up Calls" for the Rape Bear tale. (And there are quite a few others that are also entertaining, spend some good procrastinatey time poking around). In case you can't tell - none of this advice is actually helpful. For entertainment purposes only.

RAPE BEAR!

Courtesy of Bunway Airlines

Want to send a personalized ecard that stars your favorite LOLcat or dog? Check out this variant from the I Can Haz Cheezburger and I Has a Hot Dog websites. You pick a LOL post and send it to a friend, loved one, or hated enemy. There are a plethora of options.

DELIVERED BY BUNWAY!

Newborns at Zoos!

Holy crap. A website devoted to documenting newborn animals at zoos. Need I say more?

ZOOBORNS!

It's like watching grass grow.

Watch the mussel grow. This perhaps separates the true procrastinators from the wannabes.

Musselcam

Puppy cuteness!!

Live Videos by Ustream

I'm not absolutely certain if these are the same puppies that were on the live-streaming puppy cam late last year, but regardless. Puppies. Oh, so cute.

...is another person's cute

Hedgehogs. They are strange, alluring, and (some may say) cute. Regardless of how you feel about them in general, this is a pretty fantastic video of the faces one makes when eating a carrot.