If the internet went down...

Cracked.com has a hilarious collection of photos for a recent contest they did asking for images to show what the world would be like if the Internet suddenly went away.

The number one winner is awesome.

THE WORLD OF TOMORROW

Wanna see my movie?

If you're in Los Angeles, and you like to see horror/thriller/sci-fi/fantasy shorts - then please come see my film VOID! Tickets are now on sale for the festival premiere of the film at Screamfest LA.

Here's the link for TICKETS

And here's the trailer!

Chicken and the Egg Rap Battle

A friend of mine is in a very hilarious show called "Lost Moon Radio" that has new material every three months, and plays on the second floor of an awesome little bar. One of the best sketches on the show was the Chicken v. Egg rap battle (in the style of "8 Mile")

For your listening pleasure, here is the sound file. It is awesome. (R rated, fyi)

Too delicious for its own good

JENNIFER! CHECK OUT THIS SITE! BACON AS A BUSINESS CARD! Actually, it's more like jerky, but, hey, I'll take it. Thanks to Tom for the find.

MEAT BUSINESS CARDS

Are you a top 25 douche?

GQ has done all the research to tell us the top 25 douchiest colleges in America.

I don't know if the fact that my school is number 11 is good, bad, or just plain douchey.
(Thanks to Patrick for the find)

TOP 25 DOUCHEY SCHOOLS

Now in 3-D!

Dear Jennifer,

I hope you are enjoying Delaware immensely. Since there is little else to do there right now besides prepare for the big pumpkin toss (better start your pushups), I thought you might enjoy this.

The Atrox is a webcomic from a few friends of mine, and they have just recently begun crafting little figures and taking pictures rather than draw the comic. So now Atrox is in 3-D! It's a brave new world.

Since I know you are as much a fan of adorable violence as I am, I suggest you read the whole history (even the drawn stuff).

THE ATROX

Jim Henson continues to save the world

Not only did he raise us, he's also bringing peace in the Middle East. This is a CNN article about new Sesame Street shows that are trying to teach children nonviolence, tolerance, and friendship. Get 'em when they're young, I say!

REACHING THE NEXT GENERATION

Why didn't I know about this before?

Apparently, the TMNT movies were so popular (no surprise there!) that Barbara Walters did an interview with the Turtles when the second film came out. Pretty much makes my childhood complete.

Everyone loves a sequel

The first book, "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" is a national treasure.

Urban Legend spoilers!

Dear Jennifer,

My friend Matt sent me this link to a hilarious page that has simple solutions for top ranking mysteries. A guaranteed time suck.

6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries