Feel like a little desktop physics?

Build little contraptions that get your pink circle to the goal. You can also see the crazy elaborate contraptions that others (who have waaaaay too much time on their hands) have built also.

Fantastic Contraption

TGIF

Hooray! It's Friday!




Brought to you randomly by TGIF

Super Obama World!

Prepare to never get any work done again. The Obama version of the original Super Mario game with flags instead of coins! A very easy to use game that will get you fired eventually. Hooray!!

PLAY SUPER OBAMA WORLD!

Star Trek 90210

This is perhaps the most brilliant video of 2008. Expect this one to get forwarded to you a billion times over. What would Gene Roddenberry think, I wonder? It is shocking how many of JJ Abrams' shots meld perfectly with the teen soap music.

Elf Yourself!!

Words cannot describe how hilarious and satisfying this dance generator is. You plug in up to five pictures of you and your friends, and then their heads get put on top of the necks of dancing elves. I highly recommend choosing the sassiest pictures you have of your friends - then it looks like their dancing is personally directed at you. Do it!

DANCE WITH THE ELVES!

Every which way is still cute

This blog's sole reason for existence is to post pictures of dogs that were photographed upside down. All hail the upside down dogs blog.

UPSIDE DOWN DOGS!

Just in time for Thanksgiving!

This is a highly addictive turkey shoot game that is made even more awesome with the addition of VIRTUAL ALCOHOLISM. You can choose what level of drunkenness you would like to be before they give you a gun. Now that's class.

TURKEY SHOOT!

Make Your Own Muppet!

And then have it actually exist in reality!! Click on the link below that says "I WANNA MUPPET" to go to a website where you can create a muppet of your choice and have it shipped to your home. I must confess, one of my biggest dreams in life is to be hugged by a muppet. This sounds like a pretty sweet opportunity.

I WANNA MUPPET!

Downloadable Diversions!

This website offers a bunch of downloadable programs to add distractions to your monitor. One choice creates little sheep that will interact with each other randomly. Another creates a cat that will hunt your cursor. Jennifer has downloaded the sheep before without incident, but please use your own discretion. Now go count some adorable, playful sheep!!

SHEEP!

Superman's time suck

Ever wished you could just float above the Earth and let all the information just come to your perfect ears? Well now you can peep on the world from your monitor and enjoy constant, ever-changing information with robotically-voiced updates. See how many people are stuck in an elevator RIGHT NOW. See how much people are talking about hockey vs how much they're talking about basketball RIGHT NOW. See how many seconds remain until "doughnut day". Check out what the most popular video is on youtube, and what the most popular word is that is being used in chats.

Maybe eventually this will tell you where a crime is happening so you can squeeze into your tights and cape and beat Superman to the punch.

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