Dear Jennifer,

Here is a website that will make you miss Los Angeles...sometimes.  Super specific, and often too true, this website just gave me sweet sweet procrastination for a highly recommended period of time.  I bet you'll go through all the pages in one sitting.
When In LA

Dr. Seuss Does Star Wars

Dear Jennifer,

A wonderful web artist, Adam Watson, has decided to see if he could sketch Dr. Seuss' version of Star Wars. It is a fantastic collection of little drawings. The one of Yoda rhyming about being 900 years old would make for a great birthday card.

Adam Watson Cartoonist

Batman's "ODD"yssey

Dear Jennifer,

I'm not sure if you partake in comic book reading much, but Neal Adams has just given you a reason to start. The website Comics Alliance has developed an explanation (as much as is possible) of the totally crazy Batman Odyssey comic series. Their breakdown of the story Bruce Wayne tells to someone about the time he told a story to Robin about a story that he also was in that shows him narrating a story is amazing. This comic reads like nonsensical hilarity in these reviewers' hands.

THE INSANITY OF BATMAN ODYSSEY

The Picture of Politeness

Dear Jennifer,

If I had lived during the Victorian period I know some things for certain: I'd be a great dresser but I'd have terrible manners when it came to visiting bathrooms on trains. It's good to know one's strengths. Play this game that Leslie emailed to us to see if you'd survive Victorian manner politics.

THE VICTORIAN PERIOD GAME

TGIRitchie

Attention, Scientists of Earth

Dear Jennifer,

I have stumbled across what may be the best website on the entire 'net. Not only does the brave Trey Hamburger have much to say about ghosts, aliens and alien ghosts, but also he calls Toys R Us out of the goodness of his heart and demands they stop selling Ouija boards because they are killing people.

GHOSTS/ALIENS

Anything Can Be a Musical

Dear Jennifer,

Singer/Songwriters Jon and Al have a website that collects all of their amazing musical parodies of action and thriller classics like "Silence of the Lambs" and "Predator." Didn't realize that Predator would make an awesome musical? Prepare to be stunned.

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT

TGI Duelists

Dear Jennifer,

There can never be too much referencing or parodies of The Princess Bride. Someone has gone to the great trouble of replacing the swords in the cliff top duel with, well, what Anakin would call "laser swords." Enjoy!

THE CHATTY DUELISTS

I'm finished!

Dear Jennifer,

This is a video of the 16-bit game of "There Will Be Blood" that Leslie emailed me. Watching Daniel Day Lewis' rampage in fast motion is probably better than ever playing the game myself. Enjoy!

Super There Will Be Blood from Tomfoolery Pictures on Vimeo.

Bad bad reviews

Dear Jennifer,

Have you yet discovered the hilariously unhelpful movie reviews on This Is Not Helping? My favorite may be the person who described the film SAVED as "sac-religious."

THIS IS NOT HELPFUL MOVIE REVIEWS

Sophisticated Procrastination

Dear Jennifer,

When F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote "The Great Gatsby" you know he would greatly have preferred the 8-bit medium to bring people into the world of his opus. His original intent certainly would have had Nick throwing his fedora like a boomerang.

THE GREAT GATSBY GAME

Crossover Procrastination

Dear Jennifer,

I know you love the Mario Bros games as much as I do. Someone's gone to the trouble of bringing Mario a few new friends to the original game. I will never get any work done ever again.

PLAY MARIO AS MEGA MAN!

Disturbingly postable

Dear Jennifer,

Do you like Winnie the Pooh? Do you like Xenomorphs? How about a combination of the two, with a little Predator cameo to boot?

This storybook crossover is just one of many disturbingly entertaining cartoons on the Godxillary site. (Yes, this picture is of Tigger operating a powerloader)

ALIEN VS POOH

A bit of whimsy for your day.

Un tour de Manège from Les Manèges on Vimeo.

Dear Meredith:

For this Friday, enjoy this charming little animation!

Almost as good as his beer can chicken.

Dear Meredith:

Christopher Walken may be a tad creepy, but he is amazing and a god amongst men. Here, he performs Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." Enough said.

I would kill for an In and Out near me.

Dear Meredith:

Stuck as you are at work, I know that sometimes you have questions about where to eat. Wonder no longer - use this handy-dandy flowchart to help you decide! Just make sure to order some fries for me.

Where should I eat, fast food edition

Would you see these movies if you knew what they were really about?

Dear Meredith:

Everything has two sides. Take a gander at this list of movie plot summaries, but told from a slightly different (yet equally truthful) point of view.

For example:
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into marriage.

Well, it is the truth.

Uncomfortable plot summaries

Awesome

Dear Jennifer,

Consider yourself rolled.

CAD comics

Now, just add some butter...

Dear Meredith:

I don't know if you're as addicted to the Food Network as I am, but surely you've heard of Paula Deen. Now, imagine Paula Deen pole dancing. The resulting monologue would surely be awesome.

Pole dancing with Paula Deen, y'all!

Pew Pew Pew!

Dear Jennifer,

Make a rocket-pack wearing squirrel shoot lasers on your computer screen!
...I can't tell if it does anything else...

SHOOT LASERS!